A few benefits of beaching

• Salty kisses taste better than regular kisses. Go play in the surf.
   

• Mangoes are best when eaten in the sea.
   

• Beer tastes better at the beach than it does at home.
   

• A good sand scrub is better than any spa skin treatment.
   

• Every day spent at the beach increases your life expectancy.

And remember... Sunburns suck. Aloe Vera gel is the best remedy. A good tan is the best defense. Additionally, Vitamin D boosts your immune system and sunlight improves mental health. Spend more time at the beach.

All members must agree to abide by these guidelines. Failure to abide can result in loss of membership.

• No member shall wear socks with sandals while at the beach.
   

• No male member shall wear a thong while at the beach.
   

• No member shall bring a boom box to the beach.
   

• No member shall remain away from a beach for more than 365 days.
   

• No member shall leave anything behind at the beach that was not there when they arrived, with the exception of: sandcastles or sculptures, cryptic messages written in sand, smiles on the faces of fellow sunbathers.
   

• No member shall take anything away from a beach that they did not bring with them, except for: a few grains of sand stuck to various parts of the body, an occasional sea shell or piece of flotsam, good memories, new ideas or insights, a new friend, a deeper tan, new videos or photos, peace of mind, relaxation and a commitment to return to the beach soon.
   

Leslie's Favorite Beaches & Beach Bars